this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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