But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
