She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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