I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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