I don't usually arrange sex via text message
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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