what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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