Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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