Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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