she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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