oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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