Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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