So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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