Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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