I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
