with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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