he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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