Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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