I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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