I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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