What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
