you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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