i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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