dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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