Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
