Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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