Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
