My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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