So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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