I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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