He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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