I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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