The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
