I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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