office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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