So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
as a side note pls kill me
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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