so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You pole danced in your parka.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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