Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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