How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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