It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm really busy with my period
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