these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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