Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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