We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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