ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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