I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
