That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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