Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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