How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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