I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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