oh god the rape fog is back!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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