He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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